*spins chair around*
*lands perfectly with feet resting on the desk*
*hands go to inquiring villain pose*
Welcome, follower. I see you have found my new hyperfixation
Trailblazer : We need to distract these guys
March: Leave it to me
March: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Kalfka, Blade, and Silver Wolf: *Immediately begin arguing*
Dan Heng, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Trailblazer : Dan Heng, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Dan Heng: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Trailblazer : Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask March.
Trailblazer : I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
March: Just rip the bandage off.
Trailblazer : It’s Dan Heng .
March: Put the bandage back on.
Trailblazer: Go lick yourself.
Kafka: What does that even mean?
Trailblazer: I'm saying that you're like a cat, a pussy.
March, in the background: *holds her mouth to stop the laughing*
Dan Heng, next to March: *Sighs and shakes his head*
Welt, next to Dan Heng: Trailblazer, be civil...
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